I fondness you, darling! Love, Jillian”He stumbles into the...

I love you, darling! Love, Jillian”He stumbles into the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot Slang nosh, sizzling hot coffee, and the morning magazine all waiting for him. His son is also at the Brit kick into touch, eating. Jack asks, “Son… what happened live (on) night?”“Well, you came home rearward three in the morning, drunk (coupled) with out of your mind. You fell over the coffee Brit kick into touch and broke it, and then you threw-up in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the exit.”Confused, he asked his son, “So, why is everything in such perfect form and so clean? I have a rose, and dine is in front the table waiting bepresenting me?”His son replies, “Oh THAT! Well, Mom dragged you towards the bedroom, and when she tried in the direction of take your pants off, you screamed,’Leave me solitary, I’m married!’”



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