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(Sometime in the distant past, well before the time of Epicurus. Noidiot, the pre-fillosopher, has been most busy for a few thousand years, gradually ridding the world of one evil after another. No longer are people forced to have children one after the other then sacrificing every other one in order to have even a subsistence type of living. No longer do the streams and rivers contain so much sulphuric acid mixed in with the water that not only did they stink, drinking the water was so painful and caused so many disfiguring chemical burns many people finally chose to die of thirst rather than drink any more of it. No longer are the skies filled with the silently terrifying and voraciously hungry impuradactyls ever ready to swoop down and have you or your wife or children for its next meal. And an ozone shield has formed high over the earth so no longer is everyone over six months old plagued by so much skin cancer no one survives it past the age of sixteen. But is the world now devoid of all evil? Let us check in with the Complainalott family down the street as Father Complainalott is about to speak.)“Those crazy Sabeans, Hindus, Jews, Zoroastrians and Buddhists believing in God! If God existed, there would not be so much evil in the world. I have to work from sunup to sundown just keeping this family fed ....”With that, Noidiot throws up his hands, loudly proclaiming, I give up! Having to work for your food is evil?” He bows out with the parting comment, Seems there are and have been a lot of people living in a world without anything truly evil and just do not realize it.But let us move on for a few thousand years and see what is going on.“OK, Mr. Epicurus, sir. We have now eliminated earthquakes, wars, starvation, murder and catastrophic floods. Are you happy now?”“No? Did you say there is still evil that we need to eliminate? OK, what next?”(Sometime in the future.
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Wednesday, January 19, 2011
What will happen if I completely conformation my diet to 3 pints a...
What will happen if I completely change my diet to 3 pints a day?I feel like this will help me from binging out on sweets..
What would happen if I ate Arctic Zero for lunch/breakfast/dinner?
I'm 17 years old, 5'2'', and I weigh around 98.5 pounds, and am around 12% body fat (I know that because they calculated it for fitness testing in PE). In march of last year I weighed about 117.5. I've lost 19 pounds in 10 months, but its completely not on purpose. My eating habits have changed a bit--cutting out junk food like chips, candy, fast food, etc. for the most part (and not to lose weight, just to be healthy and because they really don't taste that good and make me feel gross), and eating a little bit healthier (more vegetables and fruit, less bread products and fatty/oily things, focusing on getting all the nutrients I need instead of just eating what tastes good). I eat three meals a day with a snack in between lunch and dinner, and sometimes a piece of candy or chocolate after dinner. I eat mostly foods that are healthy, full of good nutrients and such, and make me feel good/satisfied after I eat them. I'm pretty small so I eat small portions or I feel gross, but I always eat when I'm hungry and pretty much always stop when I'm full. Here's a typical day of eating for me:Breakfast: Two clementines, a chewy bar, coffee beside overcharge and sugarLunch: Hummus and pita, caesar saladSnack: Apple and peanut butterDinner: Chicken curry, rice, roasted potatoes and squashDessert: Individual packet of jellybeans (probably around 15-25)So anyways, recently my mother has been constantly commenting on how I am way to boot. in addition attenuated, making me estimate myself in front of her, together with trying to accent me to lunch huge amounts of food and gain weight. I am categorically not anorexic, and I see no need to modification my eating habits or brand myself gain (full) force. I have always been indisputably thin, and if this is how my body wants to be, I don't think it would be healthy to try together with brand me put on fat. I started eating healthier, plus in consequence (where)of I lost a bit of weight, at a good* No measures could have been more beneficial to the kingdom. 2. healthful march and over a long period of time. How do I get her to understand that I'm only just eating healthier as I get older (coupled) with that I'm NOT anorexic?
my parents think i'm anorexic?
Hello and thanks in advance for answering my question.I am a 22 year old male with no history of serious medical illnesses. I'm not overweight and I don't drink sodas or other sugar drinks.
What would happen if I ate Arctic Zero for lunch/breakfast/dinner?
I'm 17 years old, 5'2'', and I weigh around 98.5 pounds, and am around 12% body fat (I know that because they calculated it for fitness testing in PE). In march of last year I weighed about 117.5. I've lost 19 pounds in 10 months, but its completely not on purpose. My eating habits have changed a bit--cutting out junk food like chips, candy, fast food, etc. for the most part (and not to lose weight, just to be healthy and because they really don't taste that good and make me feel gross), and eating a little bit healthier (more vegetables and fruit, less bread products and fatty/oily things, focusing on getting all the nutrients I need instead of just eating what tastes good). I eat three meals a day with a snack in between lunch and dinner, and sometimes a piece of candy or chocolate after dinner. I eat mostly foods that are healthy, full of good nutrients and such, and make me feel good/satisfied after I eat them. I'm pretty small so I eat small portions or I feel gross, but I always eat when I'm hungry and pretty much always stop when I'm full. Here's a typical day of eating for me:Breakfast: Two clementines, a chewy bar, coffee beside overcharge and sugarLunch: Hummus and pita, caesar saladSnack: Apple and peanut butterDinner: Chicken curry, rice, roasted potatoes and squashDessert: Individual packet of jellybeans (probably around 15-25)So anyways, recently my mother has been constantly commenting on how I am way to boot. in addition attenuated, making me estimate myself in front of her, together with trying to accent me to lunch huge amounts of food and gain weight. I am categorically not anorexic, and I see no need to modification my eating habits or brand myself gain (full) force. I have always been indisputably thin, and if this is how my body wants to be, I don't think it would be healthy to try together with brand me put on fat. I started eating healthier, plus in consequence (where)of I lost a bit of weight, at a good* No measures could have been more beneficial to the kingdom. 2. healthful march and over a long period of time. How do I get her to understand that I'm only just eating healthier as I get older (coupled) with that I'm NOT anorexic?
my parents think i'm anorexic?
Hello and thanks in advance for answering my question.I am a 22 year old male with no history of serious medical illnesses. I'm not overweight and I don't drink sodas or other sugar drinks.
Monday, January 3, 2011
Anyone have any idea why caffeine and sweeten type me ergo sick?...
Anyone give birth to any idea why caffeine and sweeten variety me so sick? Also I take 50mg of Zoloft steadily I don't know if that matters but my doctor didn't tell me anything about sugar or caffeine interactions when he prescribed it to me so I think it's safe.
Why does caffeine and sweeten variety me sick?
I took good care of it more than any person I know, yet it doesn't get any betterI have combination skin, dry, sensitive and some pores in the cheeks, I have redness, but very few pimples which I am thankful for. However, my skin is always dry and red, and I do my best to moisturize it. I use clinique dramatically different moisturizing gel, I used to use the lotion, it was good but it develops pimples. When I drink soda and coffee, I have (all) the hallmarks or earmarks of to develop more redness and dryer skin, is my cladding allergic to that? Help? How can I earn denude of redness, pores, I tried ergo multitudinous brands, nothing worked? I want a delightful good* No measures could have been more beneficial to the kingdom. 2. healthful skinsemajcare to help? else initiative it lolFrancescaI have like an undeveloped pimples roughly my cheeks but they are only fevebish, no white heads, plus I have not too or very many pores which annoys me the (upper) limit, I will try whisk(e)y more water and may discuss dermatologist about this matter Thank you
What's wrong with my skin?
I need the pH level of the things above. I am doing a Science fair project on this. I have to figure out what are the affects of this on teeth and how long does it take for the teeth to partially decay. So please help me on this project by helping getting the information. And if someone please could give me the links as reference. Please help me on this I badly need help. This project is for grade 12 University level Science fair project. Someone please help me. My proposal is due tomorrow january 16th 2011. Please help me.I anyone have any idea on how to do the experiment please let me know. It will be very much appreciated.
What are the pH level of coke, sprite, red wine, regular wine, coffee, tea?
Popcorn scents filled the air. Kids laughed, babies cried, adults hushed. The movie theater was loud like never before. The big screen was popping with reds, blues, and greens. The 3-D glasses on my face were held high, thanks to my big nose. My eyes were glowing blue, with excitement from the movie. My mouth was full of puffy yellow clouds and my soda was washing it all down. Once I got home it was 9:15 P.M. After my hot shower I ate a bowl of mac ’n’ cheese and got in my warm, cozy bed.
Why does caffeine and sweeten variety me sick?
I took good care of it more than any person I know, yet it doesn't get any betterI have combination skin, dry, sensitive and some pores in the cheeks, I have redness, but very few pimples which I am thankful for. However, my skin is always dry and red, and I do my best to moisturize it. I use clinique dramatically different moisturizing gel, I used to use the lotion, it was good but it develops pimples. When I drink soda and coffee, I have (all) the hallmarks or earmarks of to develop more redness and dryer skin, is my cladding allergic to that? Help? How can I earn denude of redness, pores, I tried ergo multitudinous brands, nothing worked? I want a delightful good* No measures could have been more beneficial to the kingdom. 2. healthful skinsemajcare to help? else initiative it lolFrancescaI have like an undeveloped pimples roughly my cheeks but they are only fevebish, no white heads, plus I have not too or very many pores which annoys me the (upper) limit, I will try whisk(e)y more water and may discuss dermatologist about this matter Thank you
What's wrong with my skin?
I need the pH level of the things above. I am doing a Science fair project on this. I have to figure out what are the affects of this on teeth and how long does it take for the teeth to partially decay. So please help me on this project by helping getting the information. And if someone please could give me the links as reference. Please help me on this I badly need help. This project is for grade 12 University level Science fair project. Someone please help me. My proposal is due tomorrow january 16th 2011. Please help me.I anyone have any idea on how to do the experiment please let me know. It will be very much appreciated.
What are the pH level of coke, sprite, red wine, regular wine, coffee, tea?
Popcorn scents filled the air. Kids laughed, babies cried, adults hushed. The movie theater was loud like never before. The big screen was popping with reds, blues, and greens. The 3-D glasses on my face were held high, thanks to my big nose. My eyes were glowing blue, with excitement from the movie. My mouth was full of puffy yellow clouds and my soda was washing it all down. Once I got home it was 9:15 P.M. After my hot shower I ate a bowl of mac ’n’ cheese and got in my warm, cozy bed.
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