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(Sometime in the distant past, well before the time of Epicurus. Noidiot, the pre-fillosopher, has been most busy for a few thousand years, gradually ridding the world of one evil after another. No longer are people forced to have children one after the other then sacrificing every other one in order to have even a subsistence type of living. No longer do the streams and rivers contain so much sulphuric acid mixed in with the water that not only did they stink, drinking the water was so painful and caused so many disfiguring chemical burns many people finally chose to die of thirst rather than drink any more of it. No longer are the skies filled with the silently terrifying and voraciously hungry impuradactyls ever ready to swoop down and have you or your wife or children for its next meal. And an ozone shield has formed high over the earth so no longer is everyone over six months old plagued by so much skin cancer no one survives it past the age of sixteen. But is the world now devoid of all evil? Let us check in with the Complainalott family down the street as Father Complainalott is about to speak.)“Those crazy Sabeans, Hindus, Jews, Zoroastrians and Buddhists believing in God! If God existed, there would not be so much evil in the world. I have to work from sunup to sundown just keeping this family fed ....”With that, Noidiot throws up his hands, loudly proclaiming, I give up! Having to work for your food is evil?” He bows out with the parting comment, Seems there are and have been a lot of people living in a world without anything truly evil and just do not realize it.But let us move on for a few thousand years and see what is going on.“OK, Mr. Epicurus, sir. We have now eliminated earthquakes, wars, starvation, murder and catastrophic floods. Are you happy now?”“No? Did you say there is still evil that we need to eliminate? OK, what next?”(Sometime in the future.

Can anyone suggest a coffee maker that doesn't beep or US old-fashioned gazabo...

Can anyone guide a coffee maker that doesn't beep or US old-fashioned gazabo where the beeping US fanny be putrescing missing?



Annoying beeping coffee makers?

I have a Cuisinart Brew Central 12-Cup Coffee Maker and it only stays on for 2 hours from brew time. some days my husband wakes up 4 hours before me and I am left with cold coffee. I want to get a carafe and saw that cuisinart makes coffee makers that come with a thermal carafe. Is it possible to buy a replacement carafe for that model and use it with my coffee maker (it has the intense plate on the offensive)? Or am I better off buying only a seperate thermal carafe in the direction of have him pour the zealous coffee into? Any suggestions on a good sort? Thanks!



I want to use a thermal carafe on my coffee maker instead of the glass one-is this possible?

I need a great coffee maker with out an alarm.



Does Cuisinart make a coffee maker with out an alarm tone?

i'm using Cuisinart coffee maker, but seems like after finish making coffee, turn off automatically, won't keep hot, like after one or two hours later, coffee will be warm or cold... is this coffee make cannot keep hot for few hours ?? for Cuisinart DGB-600BC