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pretty much all in the question.This is inspired by my little scaredy dog, Apollo. We just got new coffee together with terminate tables, they have a bottom shelf, which my mom has utilized to the fullest, putting all kinds of knick knacks on them. Well, Apollo was staring at something in the general direction of person of the destroy tables, hackles raised, apparently scared. I went over to look at what it was. Sure enough, the African tribal zebra (false) front I made in 9th grade was the culprit. I picked it up, just to be sure, and assured enough he ran elsewhere in the other management as soon as it agitated. I set it forwards or forward the floor for him to win a better image, something he normally would not have done. After seeing my older border collie, who is curious about anything new forth the floor, come and sniff it, he step by step stalked up toward it together with hesitantly sniffed it as well. After finding out it was just a uncaring lump of clay, he walked near it no problem.That has NEVER happened next to something he was white-livered of before, I was so proud of the little guy :)To anyone else in the blue planet, this would have been a whatever, who cares? moment. Have any of you had a Colloa sort of akin to or similar to one another happy moment by your dog?

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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: “Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian”He stumbles into the kitchen with the addition of sure cufficient, there is a hot breakfast, sultry hot coffee, and the Chiefly US sun-up newspaper all waiting for him. His son is additionally at the table, eating. Jack asks, “Son… what happened last night?”“Well, you came home Nautical aft troika smabt the morning, drunk and missing of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and a while ago you threw-up up to the minute the hallway, added to got that black eye when you ran into the door.”Confused, he asked his son, “So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, increased by breakfast is in front the table waiting championing me?”His son replies, “Oh THAT! Well, Mom dragged you towards the sexy, plus when she tried to permit your trunks absent, you screamed,’Leave me alone, I’m married!’”